On 10 January 2014 In Social News

RUMOURS CONFIRMED: BRATs DID GO OFF PISTE

It has been reported that there is truth in the rumour that members of the BRAT club were cited in mountains close to La Tania, France at the beginning of January 2014. Further investigation has uncovered that it was in fact members of BRAT™ (Birmingham’s Rowdy Alpine Team) who were misbehaving in the snow over the New Year period.

Original suspicions that these were BRAT club members were fueled by the near constant representation of BRAT club clothing by one or more members of this gaggle at all hours of day and night. However, the groups’ over-consumption of sugary kids cereal (“Miely Pops”), beers and crepes (in the place of porridge, Hi5 and cereal bars) soon put paid to this rumour.

Other behaviors typical of BRAT club member trips were however noted. These included recklessly travelling downhill at speed, early morning yoga posing, eating vast amounts of food, returning to the UK with collectively more bruises than people, and excessive consumption of Jäger.

The oddity of this collective of kamikaze snow sliders is further revealed in the attached picture and their unique taste in knitwear.  Further investigation into the shenanigans of BRAT™ (Birmingham’s Rowdy Alpine Team) will be on-going….

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